(Though this example borders on being to overtly sexual. A guy who asked me for online dating advice had this on his profile: A girl reading that knows it’s probably bullshit, but it’d make her laugh, show her he’s funny, and that he has interesting experiences to share.
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In my defense, I was aiming for his girlfriend, but confessing to flirting with his girl probably won’t get me back in. The other never has to explicitly tell us he’s funny or does crazy stuff, because he shows us. Consider this writing from Roosh’s his readers “but seriously, that girl was really slutty,” they might not believe him.
Through providing the right details, he leads the reader to his conclusion, while making them think it was theirs.
Good writing can lead people to things you couldn’t explicitly say.
There is a myth that you have to be good-looking to get laid with online dating. Even if you haven’t been gifted with a face so beautiful that makes the baby Jesus weep at it’s glory (like me), you can still get laid with online dating.
Even if you don’t do online dating, these principles apply to any writing or storytelling you do, in person or in text. Here’s how: The classic writing advice “show, don’t tell” also applies to online dating.
For example, look at these two profiles: 1) I’m the class clown among my friends.
I’m really good at making people laugh, and like to have a good time.
I’ve actually dropped full stories and dialogues into my profile.
For example, imagine a profile opening with this: Me: Hey, what should I put in my profile? Indian Roommate: I hope you don’t get laid, and I never have to clean that up again.